26 Things I’ve Learnt In 26 Years

Oh man

Since I’ve turned 26 today I thought I’d do a little classic what I’ve learnt post. I love to read these posts, I always find them funny and very relatable. I’m finding myself turning the radio more in a radio 2 direction than a radio 1. WHO AM I . I’m officially THAT side of 20 blurghhhhh but hey I get cake and booze all day long. When you read this I’ll be long gone into a cake and cocktail coma. Happy reading!

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I’m becoming happier the older I become.

Books are better than most things… all things.

Try not to compete, just focus on yourself and you’ll exceed more than you ever thought.

Dogs are better than 95% of the humans I know. Make that 99%.

Coffee is good.

Humous is life.

Sofas, tables and beds are fucking expensive.

Friends are cheaper than therapy.

People aren’t judging you half as much as you think they are.

A Camel Coat goes with everything.

Fake tan makes me look so much hotter so why don’t I do it more?

It’s ok if you don’t have a clue.

You don’t have to like all of your family.

I have no time for rude and grumpy people. See ya!

Invest in decent skin care.

Where’s Louis Theroux’s OBE?

Happy people don’t say mean things.

Leaving a hair mask in overnight will dramatically change the quality of those locks.

There’s not much that a First Dates and Come Dine With Me binge can’t fix.

Kevin Costner just doesn’t age. Swoon.

House plants will make a room go from a 4 to a 9.

Exercise will change your life.

Floss everyday damn day.

I’m not as invincible as I thought I was. You never know what’s round the corner.

Save money, it will give you great comfort.

Sitting in the cinema as the lights go down with a massive bag of salty popcorn on your lap. Ain’t nothing better.

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