Since I’ve turned 26 today I thought I’d do a little classic what I’ve learnt post. I love to read these posts, I always find them funny and very relatable. I’m finding myself turning the radio more in a radio 2 direction than a radio 1. WHO AM I . I’m officially THAT side of 20 blurghhhhh but hey I get cake and booze all day long. When you read this I’ll be long gone into a cake and cocktail coma. Happy reading!
I’m becoming happier the older I become.
Books are better than most things… all things.
Try not to compete, just focus on yourself and you’ll exceed more than you ever thought.
Dogs are better than 95% of the humans I know. Make that 99%.
Coffee is good.
Humous is life.
Sofas, tables and beds are fucking expensive.
Friends are cheaper than therapy.
People aren’t judging you half as much as you think they are.
A Camel Coat goes with everything.
Fake tan makes me look so much hotter so why don’t I do it more?
It’s ok if you don’t have a clue.
You don’t have to like all of your family.
I have no time for rude and grumpy people. See ya!
Invest in decent skin care.
Where’s Louis Theroux’s OBE?
Happy people don’t say mean things.
Leaving a hair mask in overnight will dramatically change the quality of those locks.
There’s not much that a First Dates and Come Dine With Me binge can’t fix.
Kevin Costner just doesn’t age. Swoon.
House plants will make a room go from a 4 to a 9.
Exercise will change your life.
Floss everyday damn day.
I’m not as invincible as I thought I was. You never know what’s round the corner.
Save money, it will give you great comfort.
Sitting in the cinema as the lights go down with a massive bag of salty popcorn on your lap. Ain’t nothing better.